Squid face


squid face (n) def: a person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are gl-ssed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.

squid face (n) def: someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.

squid face (v) def: the act of being squid faced. ex: he was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipsh-t swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.
reed tells everyone he’s a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete f-cking liability.
any such creature, character, animal, or etc which has a face or snout which splits into multiple pieces or seperates in multiple places in such a way as to resemble the tentacles of a squid. this is often used as a derogatory remark and is offensive in many ways.
spartan 1: “hey dude, see that elite over there?”
spartan 2: “yeah, i hate those squidfaced b-st-rds.”
spartan 1: “tell me about it, f-ckers…”

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