Squid Parade
a parade in which the innocuous cephalopod, the squid, is celebrated in all its glory.
squid parades usually take place during a 16 minute window between 11:52 pm on january 2nd, and 12:18 am on january 3rd. this time symbolizes the squid’s new year.
two places where this celebration takes place religiously, squid road in oak bay, wa, and squid row in santa cruz, ca, have been noted as being the two most “formidable” locations on the planet… coincidence?
person one : “hey jon, did you hear about the squid parade going on in santa cruz next week?”
person two : “yes.”
a large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. can be immobile as well.
most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during halloween.
squid parades make for easy squid hunting.
example 1: john: sh-t, dude, you see all those squiddies?
jason: yeah, that’s a f-ckin squid parade
example 2: yo there’s a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.
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