Squidding


the masturbatory act of m-ssaging the head of your c-ck in a squid-like motion.
dude i was squidding so hard last night i inked all over my computer!
when you ride like an -sshole or above your limits. squids don’t wear any proper riding gear. squids typically ride a suzuki, and don’t give to sh-ts about anyone,or their bike
jim.. you need to stop squidding.. it’s f-cking dumb
to deposite one’s -j-c-l-t- in a public place.
‘laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym’
to discharge liquid from the -n-s.
last night’s mexican dinner was amazing, but i’ve been squidding all morning.
tickling the -n-s of another in a surprise attack motion, using your fingers much like the thentacly motion of that of a squid.
please don’t start squidding me again.
when one metaphorically inks the water of an argument when they feel cornered or beat then swims away in retreat.
“stop squidding lafupa and have some conviction with what you say.”

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