Squidfisting
it’s when a guy takes a freshly dead squid in his hand in a fist, and then he shoves his fist, while clenching the squishy squid, up a girl’s tw-t.
oh, man, did you hear that faith hill got squidfisted by tom cruise? they ate sushi afterwards. some serious squidfisting!
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