squidwardish
when someone has a lot of similarities to squidward from spongebobsquarepants
if you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are very squidwardish
person 1: i’ve been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, i am the most squidwardish!
person 2: well i play clarinet and i hate life, so i’m more squidwardish than you!
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