Squidwerd
when a female goes to the bar; gets sloppy, blackout drunk, p-sses out in the bathroom, gets carried home by girlfriends, p-sses out in a random strangers bed, embarks on p-ssing in that bed, wakes up in the wee hours of the morning, takes a sh-t, and wipes her -ss with the cardboard toilet paper roll, then before leaving; she removes the p-ssed soaked sheets but does not wash them.
squidwerd barrel any given sat-rday night
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