squifter
squifter; very rare in america today. a squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight -sses can emit. in today’s large -ssed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. heaver woman are capable of emitting “hissers, gulliens, and rastallions…but not squifters.
i could not believe marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed -ss would have fit into a baby’s booster seat! as she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us i suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! i was so excited…an actual squifter! my mother told me “if a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice…you marry a girl who can squif son!
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