Squiggle

1. bacon

2. intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. unstraight
dude: you look about as straight as a pig’s tail, you been drinking?
dude 2: we should call you squiggles since you’re not on the straight and narrow.
dude 3: makes perfect sense. oink oink.
in symbolic logic, “not.”

used in a highly sophisticated “not joke.”
“the urban dictionary is really useful… squiggle!”

“we should bring back the catholic monarchy… squiggle!”

“i should do my homework instead of defining words in urban dictionary… squiggle!”
a term used to refer to a mark which is not really a line, but merely a meandering trail.

a squiggle puritin will not consider multiple disconnected marks or a mark in which the path crosses itself as squiggles.
“he drew a squiggle on my head.”
the name often applied to the tilde (~) b-tton on a keyboard.
www dot site dot com slash squiggle username
basically, the more proper word for motorboating. a tight grasp of a guy’s head into a girl’s b–bs and then shaking violently left to right. invented in montreal, canada.
ugly girl: i don’t understand, pamela. how do you get so many guys to like you, without even trying?

pamela: easy. i just give ’em one of my signature squiggles.
used to describe a female that enjoys partic-p-ting in f-ll-t–us activities.
you see that squiggles over there? she gave me some bomb squigs!
a term used to describe a p-n-s of unusually small and irregular shape.
squiggles is a brave man for letting the world know about his condition.
squiggle (verb): between a squirm and a wiggle
sounds like: accross between a giggle and a squeel

she squiggled