squiggledick, squiggle dick


(n,v)

1-a boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. or mullet!!

2- a real douche, cries to girls about his problems. one with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform anything

3- one who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
jason- dude, he’s a real squiggled-ck
bob- a what?
jason- just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. he’s a real live “squiggled-ck, squiggle d-ck”

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