squiggly porn


cable channels that offer ‘p-rn’ that is “scrambled” by ‘squiggly’ lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of ‘prime parts’) -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly p-rn

had a serious squiggly p-rn thing going last night!

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