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  the act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. as a squirrel hides nuts for a later time. john was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the t-rd.

• Status creeper

  someone who obsessively reads and judges other people’s status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own. yeah, jess knows everything about everyone…i thought she never checked in on facebook, but i guess she’s a status creeper.

• Steamin' Birster

  a molten hot sh-t typically resulting from an entire day of intense wing eating and beer drinking. he had to go make a steamin’ birster after lunch on monday.

• logoped

  noun-a f-ggot with such an enormous lisp that russian speech therapy is required to keep it from reaching maximum impact. “golly, guram is such a f-ckin’ logoped! that loser’s lisp is unbelievable!”

• lolagasm

  an -rg-sm in which u cant stop lafffing a -rg-sm that results in a laugh? lolagasm

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