squintitis


the disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed asian, siide effects include counter strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos
“dude, that asians eyes look like they’re closed”.”h-ll yeah, he has squint-tis”

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