squirdupple
similar to a fiasco but, when it can go all wrong and it does. like when you’re already 25 minutes late to the interview of your life. scrambling around, suddenly your cat pukes on your resume, you smudge you makeup, then suddenly your fridge is on fire. suddenly realize youre naked, and fat. you would be a stripper but, oreos are life. without this job no more oreos.
hey, becky i had such a squirdupple this morning. first my toilet over flowed, my dog sh-t in my shoes, and my husband’s v–gr- failed.
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