Squirel Suicide


when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. this is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.
sally the squirel’s family was going across the street on a vacation. on the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. this is a cl-ssic example of a squirel suicide.

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