Squirmy Rooters


1) a cl-ster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; sperm when viewed closely; s-m-n magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) an invasive germ present in 99% of all male -j-c-l-t-, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn’t want those squirmy rooters getting through.

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