Squirrel Boner


an idiot. generally a fratty kind of person who wears only lacoste, polo, vineyard vines and new balance. the name comes from the relative size of their p-n-s.
“look at that squirrel b-n-r over there trying to get in her pants!”
“he’ll never make it. she wants a real man, not a squirrel b-n-r.”

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