Squirrel Hill


prop. n.; an area within the city of pittsburgh. has the densest population of orthodox jews outside of jerusalem. although usually viewed as a high-end area, squirrel hill does, in fact, vary greatly in terms of socioeconomic diversity. its main strip of stores is a popular hang-out for annoying tweens who have not yet discovered that alcohol is more enjoyable than standing on a f-cking street corner for ten hours. other than this, it is usually inhabited by drug lords, the homeless, and street performers. for these reasons, squirrel hill is definitively sophisticated.
i used to go to squirrel hill to hang out with friends every friday, before we found out that everything closes at eight-thirty and that it is much more fun to have s-x with drunk women.

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