Squirrel in the fruit basket
close cousin to ‘shark in the buns’, but with better results. when the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. shove your hand in their -ss/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell ‘squirrel in the fruit basket!’
great at parties. also works on girls.
‘hey i think you dropped a quarter.. squirrel in the fruit basket!!!’
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