squirrel-job
the act of taking the scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s into ones mouth and putting the t-st-cl-s into opposite cheeks. this may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.
kathys’ face is so chubby and b-mpy it always looks like she’s doing a three way squirrel-job.
the stag party in vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
the act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off…
“let’s go obtain an awesome f-cking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job.”
“dude how long has it been since we’ve had a squirrel-job?”
the act of playing with a mans b-lls or “nuts”.
dude squirrel jobs are amazing! she plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!
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