squirrel titties


1. the fat/saggy man-b–bs that hang from h-m-s-xual mens’ chests. usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-b–bs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. an undefined, fatty and flat pair of br–sts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
look at the ‘squirrel t-tties’ on that guy

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