Squirrell Syndrome


pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: b-m-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

symptoms include, but are not limited to: b-m wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; chicken cottage.

a recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

remarkable similarity to irritable bowel syndrome

noted for increased prevalence in lincolnshire, uk.
mike: i’ve got b-m wee.

james: must be squirrell syndrome. chicken cottage?

mike: yeah.

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