squirrely

adjective: 1. mildly insane

2. unpredictable and jumpy, often in a cowardly way

3. nutty; resembling a squirrel looking for nuts
i read about some squirrely guy, who claims, he just don’t believe in fightin’.
and i wonder just how long, the rest of us can count on being free.

-merle haggard
used to describe someone of questionable character.
i wouldn’t give my money to that dude he’s kind of squirrely.
when a person loses his or her mental stability. (a variation on going nuts or crazy)
right after the couple broke up, she got all squirrely.
the state of mind in which one feels energetic, crazy, and hyped. often coupled with a temporary loss of sanity.
guy #1: “hey, what’s up, guys?”

squirrely guy: “supbrowhat’sgoin’onsup!”

guy #1: “what?”

guy #2: “he’s already a tad squirrely.”
breaking from the conventional definition of squirrely, due to the sickening speciesist undertones, squirrely shall now mean:

cool, great taste in music. almost 3 thousand followers on twitter, even though you only follow, like, 45 people. everybody likes you, and you make everybody laugh.
person a: have you met the new guy at work? the crazy, squirrely one?
person b (not racist): by squirrely do you mean cool, great taste in music? the funny squirrel guy?
person a: hmm, now that i’ve heard you use squirrely in that way, i believe your definition of squirrely is correct. i apologise to any squirrels i may have offended or made disparaging remarks against in the past.
person b: let us pray together, my friend…
thou that is resembling a squirrel in looks and or actions.
“the way you picked up those acorns was rather squirrely.”

“that picture of taggart makes him look so squirrely.”
when you’re driving down the road and see you a squirrel dart into the middle of the street. despite the fact that the car is coming, you don’t know what the squirrel is going to do. it could dart to the right or it could dart to the left. it could stay there or it could run towards you.
jake is so squirrely.

that squirrely b-tch tried to steal my drink last night.