Squirt-Magnet
n.
1. a squirt-magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.
2. a fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.
3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(any highly unappealing individual).
“wow, that guy is a total squirt-magnet…i need some tissue.”
“i’m developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech.”
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