Squirt N Jerk
the act of a male holding a m-ssive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. a master squirt n jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. at climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
after holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to squirt n jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
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