Squirt-Nogg
when lard(pig fat) is applied to to v-g-n-, blended with p-ssy juice, and a dollop of relish. is eaten out of the v-g-n- and digested with a spot of egg nogg.
i drank that chicks squirt-nogg like a piping hot cup of tea
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