Squirting Linda
a female that has an enormous amount of -j-c-l-t- gushing like “old faithful” from her v-g-n-l opening every time an -rg-sm is reached.
“i had to wear a safety goggles while i was m-ffin munching…when she came her squirting linda d-mn near took out an eye when i gave her head last week!”
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