squirtle
when a hot guy p-sses and you get turned on so you scream squirtle
-a s-xy guy winks at you-
kailey- “holy sh-t katelynn, i think i just squirtled.”
katelynn- “every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!”
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this pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
with a smile on its face.
1:dude, its squirtle!
2:sh-tf-ck
1:owwww!!, my -ss!
squirtle:-smile-
the cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle
ash : go squirtle!
squirtle: squirtle! squirtle!
at any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia.
“me and my girl were having s-x last night, we ended up doing the squirtle (my favorite).”
it used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a ho-rs- voice when it squirted water out of it’s mouth. now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the ho-rs-, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your d-ck, squirtle-like, shoots it’s fire fighting fluid.
girl: oh baby, that feels so good, please don’t shoot into me!
guy: squirtle!
girl: f-ck, you are r-t-rded. and now you are going to be a daddy.
accidental circ-mcision by skate board
he fell of the skateboard and got squirtle
when a male whips out his p-n-s while screaming “squirtle i choose you” then he yells out “use bubble beam” at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his -j-c-l-t-, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.
person a:did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
person b:yeah, the son of a b-tch hit me!
person a:suck sh-t!
a girl, who is able to squirt. the female is able to gush a clear, odorless liquid out of their p-ssy’s when reaching -rg-sm.
– i think i am in a dry spell, i didn’t get lucky at all again last night… how about you?
i caught myself a squirtle last night!
– d-mnnn those are rare! 😮 why won’t a wild squirtle ever appear before me 🙁
yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but i hate changing the sheets everytime
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