Squirty Bottoms
when your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. also known as ‘cappuccino -ss’ as your -ss will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) every time i eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store i end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.
(b) fred’s toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his -ss. just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
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