Squish a Fish


1. proper n.–an unsuccessful idea for a child’s story. not to be confused with “squish the fish,” a flash animation program on the web put out by the chicago shedd’s aquarium.

2. v. phrase–to give a bear hug to somebody, especially someone who is very young, and especially if they were just recently in a swimming pool.
“come on, beck, i wanna squish a fish!”
“no! i’m not a fish; and you crushed my ribs the last time!”

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