Squishee


the slurpee of the simpsons
i’ll have an all syrup squishee
people who are more than friends but less than in a relationship. the in between point for people who like each other and aren’t willing or ready to advance their relationship.
sydney and daniel snuggle on the couch, but they don’t kiss so they are squishee’s
an old person, espescially one that has become saggy and, well, squishy.
i would have been here earlier, but i got stuck behind a squishee doing 45 in a 60 zone.
a noob f-cktard who sucks at everything possible, f-ktard thinks he knows every, is only 12 years old, f-cks and molests old men, thinks hes better than everyone and tries to suck is f-cking small sh-tty c-ck thats soft and squishy. brags like a f-ck in front of sl-ts and f-cks.
omgwtf dont be a squishee
suck c-cks if ur a squishee

im a squishee f-cktard.

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