squishie


a highly vulnerable online role-playing game (rpg) player-character (pc) or non-player-character (npc). often has offensive capabilities, but turns into a puddle if substantially hit.
the superhero can blast holes in the walls, but he’s such a squishie and dies every time he gets h-t.
the polar opposite of the misguided term crunchie used by daniel lyons of forbes in his particulare derison ofr gnu/linux users.

squishie – a phb with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete -ss. usually combined with statements like “to the moon!” and “there is no free lunch.”
that squishie just said that he can’t allow anyone to use linux. i suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running linux on his servers one day.
my nickname @ ncc
hi! my name is squishie

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