Squishing a raisin
similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman
source: “never go full r-t-rd!” (h1z1 funny moments)
nanners: is there any such thing as an old lady that’s a virgin? is that a thing?
chilled: yeah, nuns are. do you think mother teresa died a virgin?
nanners: so you have s-x with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?
chilled: it would be crushing a raisin.
hutch: it would be like mashing a raisin. i feel like smushing a raishin would … squishing a raisin, there we go.
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