squishy bear
the stuffed animal of all stuffed animals; part of the mythical quishy quear family tree, once a plump and impeccably clean bear, it is now relegated to its current one-eyed face, frail patchwork body, unidirectional arm movements, and stinky smell.
mom, why is squishy bear in the trash?
oh, i thought it was garbage.
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