Squishy Pants


basically a mommy’s boy. he appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. he’s a softy but not in a good way. he also may be a bit of a chicken.
i would never want to date him! he’s such a squishy pants!
a young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. as a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.
“theo you’re doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, i think you’re starting to leak.”
a young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. as a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.
“theo you’re doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, i think you’re starting to leak.”
when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person
him: oh my, i just came in my pants

her: your such a squishy pants

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