Squits

squits or squirty sh-t as it’s more commonly known.
he had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to p-ss some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier…..

his trousers were now full to br-mm-ng with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
the squits: to have liquid p–p accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day
gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the squits

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soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
when you think you’re going to fart, but liquid sh-t squirts out of your -ss leaving you with sh-tted pants and a mile away from the nearest toilet.
i thought i had some gas, but when i felt the warm sh-t i knew i had the squits.
a not so compact sh-t. in fact a rather loose stool! the word is a cross between squelch and sh-t, to literally mean squelchy sh-t.
oh dear! i seem to have the squits today!
often thought to be a fart, turns out to be a small amount of diarrhea smeared between the -ss cheeks or in a projectile fashion staining the underwear.
oh man, that fart was juicy. i gotta go check my pants cuz i think i just squit.
rubbish, garbage, nonsense (suffolk)
that other definition of the word “squit” is a load of squit
1)sound effect indicating approval of destructive power.
2)to breeze through something
derived from the idea of a super fast bullet like a .17 remington penetrating a semi-liquid medium
man that new round has some serious squit

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i went through the tag office line in record time it was like squit and i was out