the act of stealing.
“hey, hurry up and squonch that cd before an employee catches you!”
anytime during s-x when a mans b-lls get smashed between himself and his partner this action is called a squonch.
johnny was h-tting it hard then lost his balance and that was when he received his first squonch…

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