Sqwale
a squale is an animal that is crossed between a squirrel and a whale. they have a head of a squirrel, and flippers that allow them to fly on rainbows. scientist do not know how the sqwale came into distance, but they do know it has a very catchy name and in the year 2020 when kanye west becomes president, it will take over the world and people will be forced to worship donald trump
look! there’s a sqwale on that rainbow!
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