SS Guard


refers to a sober sitter, which involves a safety precaution in which one sober person will “sit”, or watch over somebody undergoing heavy intoxication. the aim is to prevent injury and accidents.
holy sh-t – are you trippin’ on that sh-t too?
nah man, i’m the ss guard tonight.

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