sspp
secret society of putt-putt. it was originally invented to talk about how far one had gone in bed in front of a teacher or an unknowing cl-ssmate, but now has become widely known and spread.
the sspp has
square: a mouth virgin, has not done anything with anyone.
triangle: someone who has kissed but has not tongue-kissed.
candy-striper: someone who has tongue kissed but not gone further.
windmill: anything in between s-xual intercourse and candystriping is reffered to as windmilling it or putt-putting.
sock: to have s-x with one to five partners.
double sock: to have s-x with five to ten partners.
triple sock: ten to twenty partners.
sock god: someone who has done it with a mult-tude of people. can also mean someone who is excellent in bed.
background: the word “sock” comes from the act of doing it with your socks on. putt-putting means to be having s-xual activity, but is only s-xual intercourse when reffered to as a “hole-in-one”.
she’s an all-star member of the sspp club; she’s socked it with lots of guys.
they were up playing putt-putt all night.
you’re a sock!
he totally socked it.
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