SSRI spinster
a woman who has knowingly lost interest in s-x due to the use of ssri anti-depressants.
oftentimes, these women are fully aware of the fact that the ssri’s have eliminated, or sharply reduced their libido, but they don’t care, some women even see a reduction of s-xual urges as being beneficial.
chick —- every since i started taking lexapro i don’t feel so miserable and i’m better at my job now, but i could care less about s-x.
dude (chick’s soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend) — you feel better now that your not having s-x with me? that’s just great..
chick —- it’s not that i dislike s-x with you, i just don’t care, why bother?
dude — why bother? no s-x will end our relationship!
chick —- i’m in a better place with the lexapro, i don’t need your negative energy
dude — you’re an ssri spinster…i can’t be with you anymore
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