SSWLAP
sswlap stands for “slight smile while looking at phone.” many people over use “lol” while texting. studies have shown that 9 out 10 “lol”s are not actually laughs out loud, but instead a slight grin or smile while reading the texts.
woman: how about i text you when i head that way?
man: how about yes?
woman: lol
man: that wasn’t that funny, i have no doubt you did not laugh when that text was read, you just did a sswlap.
woman: lol
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