st annes school


– pr-nounced ‘saynt annes skool’ –

a centre of education in southampton, england. teachers like to browse through their pupils’ mysp-ces and make comments such as “what a porker!” “holy turtle she’s an ugly one!” and “hurkhurkhurk”.

apparently, only girls attend the school, but covert looks accross changing rooms by some daring pupils has disproved this theory.

the school is infamous accross southampton for cancelling many trips, and subst-tuting them with visits to nearby churches for ‘reflection time’. however, a ski trip has been arranged so all is well.

unofficially the school song, “christ be our light” will always be loved by pupils, past and present.

the year 11’s of 2007 pasted p-rn all around the school for their muck-up day. lets hope 2008s’ year 11s will do something equally as inspired!
i go to st annes school. no, i am not a lesbian.
the worst school ever. like h-ll, almost. the teachers are even worse. honestly, you get in there and wished you went to a private school instead. apparently it’s southampton’s best school…bullsh-t.

and that’s not all. at lunch time, you’re not allowed to eat+walk. you’re not allowed to wear bright hair accesories, flowers or anything that shows a feminine school. the teachers walk around giving you dirty looks, and get the head of years, because they are so sh-t, they normaly can’t control a school on their own. the canteen is the size of my cupboard. that’s only the start… :s
girl 1 :i’m going to st annes this year?
girl 2 :st annes school? you really want to go into depression that bad?

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