St. Anthony’s High School

2,600 long island kids fill the hallways of this elite long island catholic high school each day. 75 p-ssing grade makes us awesome. typical student is upper middle cl-ss, white, from the north sh-r- of long island or some upscale town like dix hills or brookville. girls can be seen at 8am sporting their northface, uggs, burberry scarf, and a coffee. vineyard vines clothing and sperrys are popular. st. anthony’s students are 25 percent brains, 25 percent cl-ss, 25 percent looks, and 25 percent beast, which basically means that they’re 100 percent awesome. 99 percent of st. anthony’s kids go off to the best colleges to make a sh-tload of money one day in the future while out of the other 1 percent, .9 go to the best military academies and .1 percent mooch off mommy and daddy and roll around in solid gold 24k bathtubs bathing themselves in benjamins. when christmastime rolls around, saint anthony’s seniors go ham. mention chaminade and someone is bound to say “gay” and vomits. parents pour money into the school so that it can construct $40 million student centers, chapels filled with antiques, new stadiums, etc. by 2020, st. anthony’s high school will make dubai look like a sh-thole at the rate brother gary is going.
becky (smithtown west hs)- “my parents bought me a 1993 honda civic in red for my birthday and i’m having my sweet 16 at the park down the road!”

christina (st. anthony’s)- “b-tch please, my parents got me a 2013 audi a5 and are renting out the t-tanic for my sweet 16.”

chaminade student- “yea, i go to chaminade. how about you?”

st. anthony’s student- “hahahahaha!”

“you go to st. anthony’s? that’s like the harvard of high schools on long island. you must be so rich and so smart!”

vineyard vines and lilly pulitzer don’t ever have an issue with finding models because st. anthony’s high school exists.
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st. anthony’s is a catholic preparatory school in long island that was recently named the best school in the u.s. by st. anthony’s students. it is currently experiencing an asian infestation. st. anthony’s also recently sold out to under armor like a cheap wh-r-. this school is where you will find cheap spray tans and potential future cast members for the jersey sh-r-. the top 25% usually make it into top tier colleges and the bottom 10% learn how to suck d-cks. everyone in between will end up mooching of mommy and daddy. st. anthony’s is also rated the best athletic school in the world by basedg-d.
you went to st. anthony’s high school?
yes it was awesome, i learned how to snort c-ke.