St. Cloud

this is a city in which n-body would voluntarily return. it is a soul crushing miasma of cr-ppiness. imagine the cultural wastelands of suburbia mixed with the mug-a-day bleakness of urban blight and the backward ignorance of rural farm country. this would be the perfect way to describe st. cloud, mn.
son: “dad, why is that man standing by the dairy queen dressed as a pimped-up version of superman?”

dad: “he’s from st. cloud. what would you expect?”
a town in central minnesota that is refered to as the stc. the town is located around the mississippi river which offers a countless number of water activities. the stc has everything a person could want in a town. low crime rates, great education system and a thriving economy make st. cloud a great place to live.
nothing else compares to st. cloud…

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