St. Francis


st. francis is the quintessence of all that is gay. i might also metion that they are rainbow kissers.
loyola guy: “st. francis is so gay that their mascot is a sausage!”
the hospital marist college students are sent to by security after drinking enough alcohol at the loft or toucan’s to recl-ssify them as animals rather than humans. the typical student is either very proud of this or extremely ashamed, resulting in an exaggerated story on both counts.
“dude, i was so crunked that security tried to send me st. francis to get my stomach pumped, but i was like, ‘f-ck that sh-t!’ and punched the guy in the face.”
st. francis is one of the better private high schools in la county. it is centered toward theater, sports, religion, and academia. loyola is the school that has for the past 29 years beat st. francis until this year. loyola students have knocked st. francis forever and whenever a st. francis student brings up the recent football win, he is considered to be an -sshole by loyola students. the men of st. francis are much more sensitive than the average loyola student, and will always appear to in second to loyola. in reality, it is quite the opposite. st. francis students have a much higher ratio of students getting into 4 year universities than that of loyola. also, instead of being taught the philosophy of “survival of the fittest,” like loyola students are, st. francis uses the mentality of “what can we do to help?” lifes happy at sf
loyola student:”f-ck you man, only loyola rejects go to st. francis”
st francis student:”oh? the rejects that totally destroyed you this year in football?”
loyola student:”f-ck you -sshole”
st. francis is a school filled with young gentleman that love to blaze that chronic: they come to school high and leave school high eating all that is insight-also they are filthy rich so they can hook it up fat with dub sacks of chron, amen to those st.francis boys
those st. franis boys love to blaze the trails!
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coming from a girl, a school with very ugly guys. seriously, the hot guys either come from poly, sphs, or loyola. sf guys may not all be gay, but they definitely aren’t attractive.
girl 1: yeah, i heard she’s dating -insert name here-.
girl 2: ewww, she’s dating a st. francis guy?!
girl 1: yeah, i know, she could do so much better.
a school in the los angeles area. it has some weirdos and douchebags. besides that the students are all bros. the sports teams are all very good(i`m not saying we`re the best at every sport, but they are very good) they have excellent theater programs, food(especially the breakfast burritos which i can write a page about) we strive to do good and show respect for everyone, we are good sports and our teachers are funny and great. we have stellar football games. kids from all over la come to school here. i`m not saying we are better than any other school in everything, but we are pretty top tier.
girl : i`m not to loyola`s dance tonight!

saint francis boy: have fun!

girl: thanks!

later that week

sf boy: how was the dance?

girl: it sucked, all the guys pictured us as objects and they were practically having s-x with us with their clothes on!

sf boy: i`m sorry

girl: it`s fine

loyola boy: so are you coming to the sf dance

girl: yeah

loyola boy: why! those dudes are f-gs!

girl: well at least those “f-gs” know how to treat a girl properly!

loyola boy: whatever b-tch i`ll just find another girl to try to get into her pants, i hate st. francis!
a private catholic prep school in mountain view california. the campus is absolutely beautiful and the parking lot is full of the nicest cars- bmw’s, mercedes, and etc. the students are beautiful, rich, smart, and athletic. it is by far the best private school in all of northern california…heck, people drive hours and take busses and trains to attend.
did you see that football game where st. francis kicked bellarmine’s -ss??

st. francis lancers are not meek and weak, but loud and proud!

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