St. Joe
a town in southwest michigan where nothing important happens and the town spends money it doesn’t have on sh-tty new police cars and a football staium and athletic building your school doesn’t need while the art teachers are paying out of pocket for supplies for the cl-ss. where there are more wiggers and wanna be bad -sses then you can count that are only tough until someone from benton harbor is in the same room as them.
home of the sell out festival and fip trap known as venetian festival! where thousands of chicago -ssholes from across the lake come over to watch sh-tty cover bands of even sh-ttier 80’s bands for a week and try to buy everything with 100 dollar bills.
where there are no opportunities after high school unless you intend on shacking down or getting knocked up. or getting thrown in jail for drying to sell drugs when the tow is so d-mn small all the cops already know who you are.
a dead end town that is ever so slowly being bought out by out of towners. a tourist trap and all around h-ll hole that no one has heard of that isn’t from berrien county.
someone: oh! you’re from michigan? me too! where from?
you: st. joe.
someone: where?
you: yeah, exactly.
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