St. Michael’s Interparochial School


an old rundown school located in downtown h-ll-hole pensacola on palafox and jackson. recently closed due to the r-t-rdedness of a princ-p-l who i will leave unnamed but we knew him simply as “k”. st. michael’s school was opened before 1920 and closed in 2008. rumors went around that it would become a preschool but my reliable sources confirmed to me that that was a lie for now
“yo you ever heard of st. michael’s interparochial school ”

“you mean the run down piece of cr-p in pensacola”

“that’s the one”

“you here st. michael’s is closing down?”

“i f—in knew it! the princ-p-l was a douche anyways.”

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