st. thomas university


a liberal arts college in the heart of the canadian maritimes. the canadian maritimes is known for being super behind, hard to find gainful employment, decent wages are for dreamers, and the unemployment is staggering compared to other parts of the country. combine all this background information with of bachelor of arts from this here inst-tution and you have the makings a sad statistic. cl-sses aren’t challenging, nor is the curriculum, but finding a job will be the real challenge.
tom- where did you go to university?

mikey-st. thomas university bro!

tom-what did you learn exactly?

mikey-how to catch maritime tail, smoke pot out of an apple, write 10 page papers on wal mart being satan, and the most useful- how to use a bus p-ss …

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