stabalise
it’s like when you get a bird preggers… then realise she’d a ho so you drop one in her stomach…. you stabilised the situation….
“yo tracy, if you don’t shut the f-ck up, i’m gonna stabalise yo vagine”
to stabilise a ‘pregnancy’ situation using ones fist into a females womb.
tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.
tom was not happy when tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of s-x, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather….
tom waited for tina to be sick…. when he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.
to remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.
i say, i came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, clara, was pregnant. i proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.
clara lay there as i stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. all is well now, but i ruined a bl–dy good sword.
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