Stabbing rhinocerous
when a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.
tom: “dude why is your crotch so bruised?”
robert: “its because betty gave me head last night and it felt like i was being stabbed.”
tom: “d-mn that’s gotta hurt, i’m pretty sure that’s called a stabbing rhinocerous.”
robert: “i can see why.”
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